5 prioritised fixes, ordered by impact. Start with #1 and work down. Copy-paste friendly — each card tells you exactly what to change and how to verify it worked.
--compare-to pointing at the current JSON to get
a per-URL before/after delta report showing exactly which fixes moved the needle.
How this strategy's sample splits across the Good / NI / Poor bands. Google's ranking threshold is ≥75% in Good for every metric.
Sorted worst-first. LCP flags: lazy = loading="lazy" on LCP,
no fp = missing fetchpriority="high",
= not in initial HTML. Top third-party is the
vendor with the highest main-thread cost on that specific page.
| # | URL | Score | LCP (lab) | TBT (lab) | CLS | Flags | Top 3P (main-thread) | Render-block |
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| 1 | https://www.vampirevape.co.uk/faqs | 34 | 10285ms | 491ms | 0.417 | — |
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| 2 | https://www.vampirevape.co.uk/aspire-pockex-replacement-glass | 43 | 4801ms | 1730ms | 0.071 | lazyno fp |
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| 3 | https://www.vampirevape.co.uk/delivery | 52 | 9806ms | 306ms | 0.038 | — |
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| 4 | https://www.vampirevape.co.uk/catalog/category/view/id/1145 | 55 | 3151ms | 1018ms | 0.126 | — |
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| 5 | https://www.vampirevape.co.uk/lost-mary-bm6000-prefilled-pod-10mg-1pk | 57 | 4652ms | 370ms | 0.162 | no fp |
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| 6 | https://www.vampirevape.co.uk/catalog/category/view/id/3778 | 61 | 10826ms | 119ms | 0.14 | — |
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| 7 | https://www.vampirevape.co.uk | 71 | 5251ms | 281ms | 0.035 | lazyno fp |
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| 23 | https://www.vampirevape.co.uk/double-drip-coil-sauce-strawberry-banana-waffle-50ml-shortfill-e-liquid | 96 | 2312ms | — | 0.0 | — |
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| 37 | https://www.vampirevape.co.uk/e-liquid/beverage-e-liquids/blackcurrant-flavour-e-liquid | 96 | 2284ms | — | 0.0 | — |
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| 40 | https://www.vampirevape.co.uk/lost-vape-ursa-nano-pod-kit | 96 | 2283ms | — | 0.0 | — |
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| 41 | https://www.vampirevape.co.uk/smok-vape-pen-22-replacement-glass | 96 | 2283ms | — | 0.0 | — |
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| 42 | https://www.vampirevape.co.uk/uwell-caliburn-tenet-vape-pod-kit-carbon-black | 96 | 2283ms | — | 0.0 | — |
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| 46 | https://www.vampirevape.co.uk/aspire-veynom-air-replacement-pod-2pk | 96 | 2282ms | — | 0.0 | — |
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| 47 | https://www.vampirevape.co.uk/aspire-veynom-ex-kit-rainbow | 96 | 2282ms | — | 0.0 | — |
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| 56 | https://www.vampirevape.co.uk/smok-propod-gt-kit-purple-grey | 96 | 2282ms | — | 0.0 | — |
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| 57 | https://www.vampirevape.co.uk/vampire-vape-pineapple-10ml-e-liquid | 96 | 2282ms | — | 0.0 | — |
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| 58 | https://www.vampirevape.co.uk/voopoo-drag-q-kit-classic-red | 96 | 2282ms | — | 0.0 | — |
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